Element: WOMEN
Symbol: WO+
Atomic mass: Accepted as 40.5 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-100 kg.
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at normal room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if Allow to shoppi.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones
and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, good samples can increase your social value.
2. Can be great aid to administration.
3. Slaping when over jelous.

TESTS
1. No one can still.
2. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
3. Turns redish when placed behind a better specimen.

[Topic Itself Only For Lite Relaxation.]